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Devon James, one of the women who claims that she slept with Tiger Woods, is now stating that she has sold a 62-minute video of her and Tiger Woods having sex to a DVD production company.

This is according to Radar Online, who spoke to James' husband, Nick. "We made a deal with a DVD production company," he said.

The reason it's not a production company you've ever heard of? Nick claims that the other studios were "scared of the Tiger lawyers."

James eventually found an interested party willing to pay for an alleged video of the most famous athlete in the world having sex with someone other than his (now ex-)wife.

"Ultimately we found a different company and they gave us $350,000 down with projected sales of $5 million total once it's out," Nick said, before adding that if you "pre-book" the video you can get it on Nov. 15, instead of the 20th.

Devon, whose real name is "Melinda Janette," stated that the tape is "going to be the bomb."

Color me skeptical, though, since according to Radar's report, the 62-minute porno contains 37 minutes of sex. Which is like saying a Keanu Reeves movie has just 15 minutes of crappy acting.

One more thing: because Tiger Woods sets $350,000 on fire for fun, if he wanted to stop this hypothetical movie of him having sex with a random adult film star from going to production, he could probably, you know, stop it from going to production.

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Tiger Woods gives us the greatest golf photo you'll ever see

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Check that photo from this weekend's Ryder Cup action. No, it's not staged or Photoshopped. That's really Tiger Woods hitting a golf ball straight at the camera.

How'd it happen? By mistake. The cameraman, Mark Pain of the Daily Mail, was in the proper position on the 18th hole when Woods flat-out duffed his shot. The ball hit Pain's camera and dropped to the ground. But unlike many instances when Woods and caddy Stevie Williams have taken issue with photographers, Tiger had nothing to say here. He knew he was in the wrong, not Pain.

(Aside: best part of the gallery in this picture? The smiling dude with the cigar on the right side of the frame. He's the only thing about this photo that looks fake.)

[Photos: See more of Tiger Woods at the Ryder Cup ]

Of course, the fact that the photographer was in the right didn't stop Woods from offering Pain a withering glare as he left the course: